Jean Valjean

The most badass musical theatre/literature character possibly ever. Jean Valjean can kill you but, he won't. His kindness drives policemen to the point of suicide. He is like the Hulk but, still rocking a beard. He is made famous from the book/musical: Les Miserables. He adopts an illegitimate child, Cossette and takes her under his wing. Basically, the Chuck Norris of musical theatre with a voice to make the sun cry. Usually played by an actor with a tenor voice-type. Jean Valjean, also, after he was kept a prisoner for 19 freaking years for stealing BREAD, became a mayor. Called the most badass Redemption in The World. Also known as, Prisoner 24601.

"Who am I? I am Jean Valjean! Two-four-six-oh-one!"

"Jean Valjean is nothing now" - as Javert, the policeman, gets his ass whooped.

Jean Valjean by Prisoner 24688 July 31, 2011

Valakar

Valakar (n.) - 1. Wiping a world of warcraft raid because you tried to run away during a boss fight and save a repair bill.

(adj.) Male WoW player with an effeminate voice and complete lack of balls. Constantly whining about loot, asking to get their scrub alts in a raid, qq'ing about how every other class but theirs is overpowered and the only reason they ever lose an arena match is due to bad luck and RNG.

The epitomy of failure of cognition. To be unable to process logical thought. To speak in a monotone voice that sounds like a pedophile.

ex: You fucking valakar, way to run our like a pansy during illidan before we called a wipe and enrage the elementals.

ex: Daman's such a valakar, all he does is bitch about RNG stuns.

Valakar by William Justus Henderson III February 7, 2009

jean valjean

to treat items average Americans take for granted like someone who's been persecuted in the old time French prison system

"Keith jean valjean'd my breakfast this morning...like he hadn't eaten in 10 years."

jean valjean by Hula February 3, 2008

valka 

absolute win xD LOL

person x: so i win?
person y: yup youre valka!
person x: >.<

valka by no one =) March 30, 2009

valjean 

from the French character Jean Valjean
To get out of something/ somewhere

To tell others to leave in a rude fashion

This party is boring, valjean?

Valjean! I don't have time for you

valjean by Toxqjam June 19, 2022

Jean Valjean

Jean Valjean is the main character in the amazing Les Misèrables. Les Misèrables is a musical about the French Revolution. Jean Valjean was a prisoner for stealing a loaf of bread and escapes from prison. Javert the police inspector follows him around for years. Jean Valjean is the father of Cosette.

Jean Valjean was my favorite character in Les Misèrables!

Jean Valjean by rupaul2021 February 21, 2021

Valika 

Saheel ki princess!

Oh that's valika "saheel's princess"

Valika by Sxv46 March 29, 2019