valfunction
The Russian skater, having forgotten she wasn't wearing anything under her tight racing suit, unzipped it to her navel, resulting in quite a valfunction for television viewers!
valfunction by mister mantis February 12, 2014
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butthole malfunction
butthole malfunction by Gleen707 November 28, 2019
Remote Malfunction
A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.
It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.
Remote Malfunction by Julesheart April 19, 2023
TP malfunction
Digital penetration of the toilet tissue usually caused by not using enough squares or just generally being a cheap fucker.
Times were tough so as a cost saving measure I only used two squares of toilet tissue per wipe. Next thing I know I'm washing poo off my finger tips. This was not my first TP malfunction.
TP malfunction by Bugsy McDingle November 28, 2012
wardrobe malfunction
An accidental or supposedly accidental failure of clothing to cover parts of the body intended to be covered.
Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.
Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.
Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress.
wardrobe malfunction by Frankie Frog November 19, 2004
Hairline Malfunction
Hairline Malfunction by Pigeon eater78 June 26, 2021
deodorant malfunction
Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.
deodorant malfunction by just a worthless liar September 26, 2005
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026