A girl with a very unique name that very few girls have. She is very pretty, and has a lot of guys after her. Jesslyn's are usually very loud and outgoing, and have tons of friends. Almost everytime you'd see a Jesslyn, she would always have a smile on her face and always laughing, which is why a lot of people adore them. Jesslyn's aren't always the smartest people around, but sometimes thats just whats makes them soo funny!
by tinaxo November 21, 2017
valenteen. VALENTEEN IS SOMEONE YOU WILL NEVER MEET TWICE. i’ve witnessed this woman burp, fart, and eat simultaneously. i’ve seen this thing try to communicate with me through her EYES. there is no one else in the world that will play charades instead of speak. valenteen calls everyone an NPC but has a calendar. valenteen’s mom likes me more than her so i think it may have affected her emotionally. valenteen’s life is a real life domino affect and once something goes wrong it all goes wrong. all she ever does is come to my house, wake me up, take her daily shit in my toilet, and then tell me about guys she thinks are butt fucking ugly. aside, valenteen is my best friend and i appreciate our friendship very much. if it wasn’t for val i’d be very bored and would have ended up with a toxic friend.
“where is valenteen?”
me: oh she’s probably rotting away in her room rn but you can leave me a message for her”
me: oh she’s probably rotting away in her room rn but you can leave me a message for her”
by randompenguinidk345 June 13, 2022