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valectban 

The result of a user (Valect) on efnet using the host name of someone else, who raises hell in specific channels of choice (such as #seattle or #california).

The result is an ineffective ban on the host name that user is utilizing, locking all other users on that host name out of the channel.

A frequent victim of valectbans is a user known as Orb.
21:15 18 Dec 05 <analorb> I used to be on like 23542352 efnet channels <analorb> but now I am the victim of valectbans
valectban by cuntsucker August 25, 2006
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Valentanal

My wife said that she wants valentanal instead of flowers.
Valentanal by Chucktastic68 February 13, 2021
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Valecian 

A powerful yet a sweet, gentle and caring soul. Though she might not know it, she means the world to everyone around her. She will always try her best to be by those she holds dear no matter the circumstances, because their happiness means everything to her even if it can be at the expense of herself at times. She doesn't seem to understand why anyone would treat her kindly when it was all she's been doing to people her entire life. She has been hurt so many times, and treated wrongly when she never deserved to, but that has to change don't you think so? She never forgets nor forgives, if you lose her once you'll never truly have her back again. She might be brave, but it doesn't mean it won't break her heart a little everytime she has to endure that kind of treatment especially from those close to her. She deserves to be happy, to get her own happy ending. And even though she does so much, she never sees it as enough. She finds it difficult to trust after all that she went through, but she doesn't let that change her, she continues to make everyone the happiest they could be. She would sacrifice herself without thought if she had to to ensure those close to her stay safe. She is always honest and would never hurt those dear to her no matter what, she always puts them first even if she doesn't need to. And although cheering people up is her favourite thing to do, she should try to take care of herself more, she deserves to be as happy as anyone else if not even more.
- Who is that?
- That's Valecian
- I see, how do you know her?
- She's a very dear friend..
Valecian by Sylphlike September 13, 2021

valentean 

the best youtuber and a very handsome, sexually attractive and intelligent young man
P1: "Hey! What's your favourite Youtuber?"
P2: "Valentean ofcourse!"
valentean by NichtValle November 4, 2021

valentean 

The best content creator on youtube and a very handsome, sexually attractive and intelligent young man.
P1: "Aye dawg, who's your favourite youtuber?"
P2: "Mo'fucker Valentean ofc you dumbass!"
valentean by NichtValle November 4, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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