A guy who masturbates furiously all the time. He also has mommy issues. What a weirdo.
"fucking dirty valdemar over there"
by mitch macdonalds June 4, 2020
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Person who is being secretly watched.
Jack: I’m stalking Emily’s Instagram. Today I want to go after her to hers house.
Kris: Oh, so we can call her “Valdemar Kovalionok”
by Kolyalol November 8, 2021
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Every wednesday you have to kick a Valdemar.

Rules:
He can't kick back or defend himself.
You are allowed to kick him.
by Pølsekarsten69 November 20, 2020
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