val-tap 

the most epic kind of blow job position. the female sucks the male from upside down with her legs wrapped around his neck. basically a tricked out 69 position for blow jobs. (depending on strength of male, can be done either laying down or standing up)

Example 1 noun:

Oakley: "Dude, we did the val-tap yesterday!"
Josh: "Sweet, I've always wanted to do that with my girl."

Example 2 verb:

Janie and Harold val-tapped all night, standing up. Harold's neck hurt in the morning.

val-tap by juicepopftw July 26, 2009

Val Tate 

A girl who is pretty but says she’s not.

Val Tate tho, she’s hot!

Val Tate by Alien Child January 28, 2018

Tyler Val 

The cutest little child. He is into older women so hide your mom and grandma. He is the whitest child u will meet

Oh Tyler Val yea he just Fucked ur granny

Tyler Val by Justin tit February 24, 2019

The Val 

Basically a reverse shocker, named for a female colleague of mine who said, upon learning the shocker, "I'd like it this way instead..." Gotta love that.

"She said she was tired of the same old shocker and wanted something to really shock her...so I gave her "the Val"

The Val by yossarian B August 18, 2009

like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley 

A general expression used to denote someone acting lame at the moment. Made popular by Southern California mall girls in the 1980s for their tribal speak. Also made popular by Shirley the Loon on Tiny Toon Adventures.

Person #1- I'm going to say something suggesting that we have fun today.

Person #2- *smirks*...OK? (whatever)...*smirks*
Person #1- Jaimie? Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley. *sticks their tongue out*

like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley by TheSouthernOracle November 26, 2020

The Val Pinch 

Where you insert one finger into the Anus and the thumb into the vagina of a woman and proceed to 'pinch' the thin membrane between the two areas chasing the woman to orgasm.

I want you to use the Val pinch on me tonight.

The Val Pinch by The True English April 11, 2024

The Val Pinch 

Where you put on finger in the anus and one in the vagina and proceede to 'pinch' the thin membrane separating both areas of the Woman's genitals

I want to use the Val pinch on you tonight

The Val Pinch by The True English April 11, 2024