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The Vaktovian Empire 

The glorious empire under the reign of Emperor Vaktus. Any upholders of Vaktovia are regarded to as Vaktovians. Anyone belonging to The Vaktovian Empire is highly regarded based of off their highly valued traits.
The greatest empire to ever conquer? The Vaktovian Empire.

vaktovia 

a group on the website roblox.com
it used to be a clan but now is just a warehouse for sweaty retards that won't pay attention in class and rather do roblox aiming
Guy 1: What is Vaktovia?

Guy 2: A former clan. Yugitastic was in it.
vaktovia by elongatedeel June 28, 2021

Vaktovia 

A roblox cult where 25 year old grown ass men click on the heads of other Lego characters in order to get eclout. they are obsessed with being the best in roblox clanning.
Person1: Hey have you tried to join vaktovia?

Person2: Isn't that where faggots cry about how they lost an RCL raid?

Person1: Yeah, they're kinda faggots.
Vaktovia by Goobermensch August 31, 2023

vaktovia 

Glok: I just shat my pants
my glue stick: *spills*
join vaktovia now

Varsovian Kosher Shashlik 

A sexual position that includes a Jewish girl getting spitroasted by a German and a Polish guy.
We gave our common friend a Varsovian Kosher Shashlik in order to strengthen our bond and celebrate our friendship. I love diversity.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026