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Wet Vagilly 

A Wet Vagilly is similar to a Wet Willy, except that instead of using saliva to lubricate the finger before it goes into someone's ear, the finger is wet with vaginal lubrication. Vagilly is a portmanteau of the words "Vagina" and "Willy."
Aaron: If you don't get out of bed, I'm going to give you a Wet Willy!
Trina: You better not, if you do, I'm going to give you a Wet Vagilly, and you don't want that, because I'm very aroused right now.
Aaron: Ok, you win...that's nasty.
Wet Vagilly by The Green Hornet October 16, 2008
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Vajillion 

A feminine verison of a lot. Relating to money in particular.
Madonna? She's earned a vajillion dollars.
Vajillion by armgina December 18, 2004

Wet Vagilly 

Similar to a wet willy except that instead of licking your finger to get it wet, you stick it in a woman's vagina to get your finger lubricated. Then you stick your finger in her ear like a wet willy.
I was rolling around naked with my girlfriend, and then all of a sudden she said she didn't feel like having sex. I was pissed, so I stuck my finger in her coochie and quickly gave her a wet vagilly to teach her a lesson.
Wet Vagilly by The Green Hornet October 27, 2008

vajillain 

Anything that is a villain of the vagina.
Eg. Yeast, bacterial vaginosis, stds, uncomfortable dildoes
Or a jerk
"Hey baby..wanna get it on tonite?"
"Sorry lover, I've got a bread vajillain..."

Or

"Oooh snap! Check out the a$$ on that crumpet!! I'm gonna be chillin like a vajillain later"
vajillain by cdafox April 13, 2010

Willy Vanilly 

The best beer in the entire world. Its a vanilla orgasm in your mouth that lingers and brings you consistent pleasure. You will never experience a beer like this. If this beer was an animal dick, it would be that of a cat's, because it ruins all other beers for you just as a cats dick ruins you for all the other cats.
Person 1: Have you tried the Willy Vanilly?

Person 2: Ohh god! Oh fuck! OHHHHHH!!! UH!
Willy Vanilly by Kylerbizzle September 1, 2013
The milky, often pungent, jelly-like substance that continually oozes from the vagina.
Wondering what he smelled, Brian searched the house high and low until he found his way into his sister's room.
There, in the corner by the dresser, were a pair of panties crumbled up on the floor.
Drawing nearer, Brian noticed a globule of vajelly in the crotch of the panties, at which time he got the hell out of there as quickly as he could before vomiting in the kitchen sink.
Vajelly by jacoah May 16, 2008