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Pejorative synonym for the genre of so-called "smooth jazz," or "easy-listening jazz" often encountered in office settings, elevators and community-sponsored "Jazzfests." Derived from the combination of "vagina" with "jazz." Music intended to soothe the listener, but inevitably causing paradoxical anger in most.
"I was stuck in the dentist's chair for an hour listening to the worst vajazz I've ever heard."
by Tom McLean September 24, 2007
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The best frickin' way to refer to the vagina!
Man with pepperoni tits: Man that girl has a sexy vajazz!
Big guy: hell yeah she does!
by Sexytits43 May 15, 2011
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