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An injury sustained while trying to look cute. Often occurs on extremely high heels, in too tight pants, or with excessive arching of the back.
Jenna: *screams* Get me some ice!

Jessica: What happened?

Anton: She tripped over her shoes when she was checking herself out in the mirror, common vainjury.
by jetleighg November 29, 2010