Skip to main content

vaginologist 

Person who has devoted at least 10,000 hours to the study of the human vagina.

The word was coined by Paul Martin of Salt Lake City , Utah after 47 years of extensive study and research and he remains the only certified vaginologist in the world.
Persons with extensive knowledge of the vagina may become a vaginologist by being certified by the originator Paul Martin of Salt Lake City, Utah.
vaginologist by Martinizing2 February 13, 2013
vaginologist mug front
Get the vaginologist mug.
See more merch

vaginologist 

female gynacologist who takes advantage of her patients
Tasha went to the vaginologist and she got her ass probed
vaginologist by Tucker May 13, 2005
Related Words

vaginooger 

Main Entry: va·gi·noo·ger
Pronunciation: va-'jI-nu-gar
Function: noun
Etymology: mix of Latin for sheath and alteration of English dialect buggard

1 : a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice of the genital canal with a piece of mucus on the outside
2 : a canal that has a bogey and is similar in function or location to the vagina and occurs in various animals other than mammals
3 : increased whitish vaginal discharge during pregnancy (leukorrhea)
1 : I was about to have sex with my girl but she had a vaginooger which stopped me from going down.
2 : My friend said that skank definitly had had a vaginoogers so I did not get with her.
3 : After having pounded my pregnant wife she had vaginoogers all over her baby making hole.
vaginooger by KenDaSla September 10, 2007
Main Entry: vag•noog•er

Pronunciation: noun \vag•nu̇-gər\ plural \vag•nu̇-gərs\

Function: noun

Etymology: From the combination of vagina and booger; vagina from Latin, literally, sheath First Known Use: 1682 and booger from alteration of English dialect buggard, boggart, from 1bug + -ard First Known Use: 1866

Date: 21st century

Variant of Vagnooger: Vagnoogie.

Definition:

1: a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice of the genital canal with wet or dried nasal mucus
Ex 1: a pregnant woman has vagnoogers when she is getting ready for the birth of her child.

Sample Sentence:

Ex 1 Sample Sentence: Honey, I have vagnoogers coming out of me, we maybe having a baby tonight.
Vagnooger by SlaughterbeckK January 23, 2011

vaginoodle 

When a girl's pussy is as loose as a wet, cooked noodle.
Amber Downs is a VAGINOODLE
vaginoodle by Kitty Cat Kitty Cat February 11, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026