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vaginamoney 

A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.
Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."
vaginamoney by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006
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A slang term for vagina (female genitalia).
Prounounced "vag-eye-ner-err"
Come over here and stick your vaginarer in my mouth.
vaginarer by stooch182 September 3, 2014

Vaginasour 

someone who has a big/over sized vagina, you call it a vaginasour
damn! that girl has a big vaginasour
Vaginasour by nigglet April 9, 2015

Vaginadoris 

A big ass vagina that looks like a dinosaur could fit in there
"Wow zoie has a vaginadoris, you can see it from a mile away"
Vaginadoris by Yumilikecum August 20, 2018

moroccan vaginacorn 

A sex act consisting of an ear of corn covered in cayenne pepper, inserted vaginally. Immensely painful but, some say, immensely pleasurable. Originated in Morocco, where women would put Moroccan vaginacorn in their couscous, due to its uniquely pungent flavor after being used.
Mmm, this couscous is really good. Did you make your own Moroccan vaginacorn to put in it?

vaginaside 

Similar to suicide but having to do with the vagina. Rough or overly abusive treatment of the vagina.
Damn Jenny! that dildo is huge! Are you trying to committ vaginaside? 2)The Gymnast committed vaginaside when she crotched hard on the balance beam
vaginaside by George Pierpont January 18, 2008

vaginasseur

A vaginasseur is an expert judge of taste, look, smell, and feel of a vagina. This status of expertise is honorific and is typically acknowledged by one's "bros". Earning this title is typically done by being a known sexual deviant. Not only must you have had sex with many women, but you must have talked about each encounter in great detail, vividly describing each vagina to the point of exhaustion.
Tim sure is a sexaholic, he's had sex with at least three hundred girls and can recall every vagina in disgusting detail. I idolize the way that man can describe each fold. He is the ultimate vaginasseur with his keen vaga-analytic abilities.
vaginasseur by 407FLSTCKISS September 24, 2013