Penis-Vagina-Cock 

A Penis-Vagina-Cock (or P.V.C. for short) is a mythical creature that is half penis, half vagina and all rooster. This beast is the result of an unfortunate combination of man, woman, and cock. Closely related to the Basilisk, the Penis-Vagina-Cock has been rumored to hunt down and rape these creatures.

Nathaniel: Holy crap Bob! Is that a cock with a penis and a vagina?!

Bob: Yep. That's just one of those Penis-Vagina-Cocks I was telling you about. I've been breeding them in my spare time. Sexy creatures, aren't they?

Nathaniel: Oooh yeah...

Penis-Vagina-Cock by Bobert Giuski January 10, 2009

cock-vagina-mixing 

putting a cock into a vagina

Jose- These days there are so many assholes who turn anything I say into something gay that I am going to say cock-vagina-mixing so nobody can call me a fag

Tony- Dude you are such a faggot

Which one are you? The vagina.

cock-vagina-mixing by Dracomister7 January 15, 2010

hot cock vaginal sex 

An act in which the cock is heated prior to coitus

Mr Speaker I'd like to bring forth the legislation enforcing hot cock vaginal sex among the people of this country

hot cock vaginal sex by HCVS123 September 26, 2017

Half-Cocked Vagina Monster 

An insult towards half cocked people, who sometimes are vagina monsters.

You're a half-cocked vagina monster.

Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!

I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!

Half-Cocked Vagina Monster by The Dick Squatting Cum Bucket January 27, 2009

Vaginacock 

When you are having sex but you’re soft and tired so you decide to stop but you’re stuck, your dick is in her vagina and it’s not coming out

Omg the vaginacock I had last night was so embarrassing, we had to call the firefighters and it took an hour to get it out.

Vaginacock by Th[e]amazing November 9, 2017

vaginacock 

mix between a vagina and a penis

i bet that transfestite has a vaginacock

vaginacock by wossy7 March 16, 2009