vagenda

The true thoughts and plans of the female sex. Used specifically in regard to plotting and scheming, or making plans of one sort or another.

I'm not sure what angle Mollie is working, but I bet it's part of some extremist female vagenda.

by dvinad August 28, 2009

vagenda

When a girl uses her obvious beauty to get her way or to score cash from an unsuspecting victim.

That girl has a serious vagenda.

by TravistyOJ July 21, 2003

vagenda

A vagina with an agenda.

No, no. Imagine my chagrin when I found out it was an angry vagina. A vagina with an agenda. You know what that show (The Vagina Monologues) was in one word? Thats right, a vagenda.

by J. Licata July 06, 2005

vagenda

A term used when the female in the relationship is primarily responsible for making plans and keeping the calendar for the couple or family.

Boyfriend/husband says to friend, "Dinner on Friday? I don't know if we already have plans or not. I'll have to check the vagenda."

by Angela S March 03, 2006

vagenda

your vagina's social agenda

That guy just made my vagenda.

by sometimesifaint May 04, 2009

vagenda

The schedule of events taking place in one's vagina.

"I've been trying everything to get with Ruth, but her vagenda's booked up for months."

by lil_ms_naughty_cakes September 02, 2006

vagenda

when one befriends a woman with the ulterior motive of getting in her pants.

Jeff told me to call him if I ever just need to talk, but I'm pretty sure he has a vagenda.

by Pretty Pretty Sweetie Pie Priv April 26, 2008