by 10/10 pen February 24, 2020
A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.
Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
When the dominant figure within a relationship defecates into the others anus, and then proceeds to suck the feces back out with their mouth.
“Yo man heard you guys hooked up, what did you guys end up doing?”
“Oh you know, gave her the old Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner, not much else.”
“Oh you know, gave her the old Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner, not much else.”
by Static The Kidd July 25, 2019
A person who comes into a meeting / conversation and instantly drains any positivity our of the room.
by unlcemalcy November 19, 2018
A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.
Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.
by Kf1345 August 9, 2022
by Streetsweeper55 April 18, 2021
Someone who shoves so much up their ass, that the anus' vacuum system draws the object into your stomach.
by XXXDoctorAdvice November 18, 2017