A title that you manipulatively bestow upon your husband to insure that he continues to rule the vacuum in your household.
Oh honey, when I see my muscular Vacuum King moving like a big cat through the house, I am in a constant swoon!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
Man, Moose is a charisma vacuum. Just so boring. Can't even cut a promo while being somewhat interested in what he is saying. Puts me to sleep.
by doomsday519 June 27, 2014
It is used as a code word for "sex" when u have lil ease droppers running around and you don't want them to no what you are talking about..
Don't come over tonight, I'll be vacuuming! "I love to vacuum with Drummer" "we vacuumed in the living room and the bedroom" "last night was lame we didnt even vacuum"
by SexyScorpio84 October 21, 2010
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by BouncedMrhappy April 4, 2011
When you instantly regret saying something as soon as the words leave your mouth. Usually something that sounds unintentionally dirty, or just something you wish you hadn't said aloud. The tone in your voice changes halfway through the sentence as soon as you realize what you're saying. You wish you could just suck the words back into your mouth - like a vacuum.
Leafs announcer (after a hit) - "And that was two big bodies banging!"
You at home - "Woah, that was a word vacuum."
You at home - "Woah, that was a word vacuum."
by Jin K. Toner May 15, 2013
Families that appear on the surface to be actual families but which are devoid of the emotional bonds normally seen in families, usually due to addiction, entrenched narcissism or outrageous wealth.
She seemed to have the perfect house and the perfect clothes and the perfect parents but had I been more than a child when I thought this, I may have been able to see that hers was one of those vacuum families we all know about.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021