utiom 

Under The Influence Of Marijuana

For those of us potheads that have families on social media websites, like facebook or myspace.

Dude, it sounded better utiom.

utiom by joesexy July 19, 2010

Uniom 

The state one attains after inserting ones penis into ones own anus

The Address to Congress on the State of the Uniom

Uniom by tielt January 29, 2018

UTIOA

Under The Influence Of Alcohol
generally used as an excuse or explanation for actions performed while totally hammered.

Guy 1: i heard you knocked up some chick!
Guy 2: yeah but we were both UTIOA

UTIOA by PsycoGirl June 16, 2007

Utdom 

A person who plays league of legends and then sometime will get to challenger tier

Wildturtle who has 4 accounts in challenger, and then Utdom will get there

Utdom by impax November 3, 2013

Uniom 

Total and utter chaos.

Look honey we just got our ticket to the State of the Uniom. Better take your Valium.

Uniom by Zbaker90 January 29, 2018

Utimaco 

A Supposedly Enterprise grade Data Encryption/Security Software Solution for PC's and Laptops. Only problem with it is it works too well such that upon a reboot of your PC you cannot login to it. This makes your data 100% safe from any hacker, terrorist and even you.

IT Guy 1: "Dude, I totally just Encrypted my laptop and now I can't login to it!"

IT Guy 2: "Ouch dude, looks like you got Utimaco'd"

IT Guy 1: "Fuckin Utimaco"

IT Guy 2: "Yeah its a piece of shit"

Utimaco by Data Addict April 8, 2009

Utomobong 

average nigerian man, he might be hiding kids in his basement though

Ah, he’s just an utomobong
Is obama an utomobong

Utomobong by RealMas May 19, 2022