utardation 

A derivitave of Utard, kind of like retardation, but applies to the status quo.

Also applicable: utardism (what happens to children who grow up in utah) and utarded (when all hope is lost of them ever becoming normal or intelligent).

Utardation is rampant here.

utardation by RCL84770 December 12, 2008

Utard

combines the words "Utah" and "Retard"

Someone from Utah.

These utards don't even serve catsup, they only have fry sauce.

Utard by jackie July 1, 2003

Utard

A Utard is somebody stupid from Utah. No need to be a Mormon (but it doesn't hurt).

"Man, here comes Jack Moroni. I swear he's never been out of Provo. All he does is drink cough syrup and talk about snowboarding. What a Utard."

"He got his film degree at Brigham Young. What a Utard."

Utard by RevDrDK October 15, 2009

utard

A bad driver with Utah license plates. Also, anyone from Utah who acts like an idiot, or is a little behind in current culture/slang because Utah is so far inland from California.

Can you believe she is still using the word "gnarly" and wearing acid wash jeans like they're the latest thing? The biggest problem with Utah is that it's full of Utards!

utard by Bella~ January 4, 2007

Utard

1) Stereotypical, obnoxious person from Utah. Almost always Mormon, big into snowboarding, Republican, etc.

2) A dialect native to Utah, often spoken by said people.

1) UTARD: Hey, dudes, lets go play a wicked game of Gatorade Pong after we're done hitting the slopes!
ME: Shut the fuck up, you're such a Utard.

2) UTARD: My house is in between the moun'n and the crick in American Fark.

Utard by Rowdy_801 March 20, 2013

utard

A combination of Utah and Retard. Usually designated for Utah's notoriously bad drivers (or Mormons), Utards learned to drive on a tractor that doesn't have blinkers, mirrors or go above 30 mph (in the fast lane).

That dude drives like a fucking Utard. Partying with Utards is boring; all they do is read scriptures and eat jello.

utard by Incogitatus April 6, 2008

utahrdia 

Noun.

The land area East of Nevada, West of Colorado, South of Idaho, where Utahrds live. You know his dumb the average person is? Half of them are dumber than that. And...well, Utahrdia has more than its share.

Dude, did you see all those 12,000 missionaries and their families packing in at the airport during this pandemic of Covid19.

Yes, what do you expect? This is Utahrdia. They want to start the End Times.

utahrdia by PHAKADAK March 25, 2020