urinalization 

The mental process a man goes through when he enters a public restroom quickly heading directly towards his favorite urinal only to realize someone else is currently using it and must quickly make a decision on another urinal to use without upsetting the urinal etiquette balance.

Dude... I went into the bathroom and had an urinalization. It was a close call because I nearly had a urinal checkmate on my hands.

urinalization by Nathaniel Graves January 12, 2012

urinalienation 

The act of a (usually) heterosexual male entering a pubic restroom and passing one or more open urinals in order to create the requisite "space" between himself and any other pee-ers.

Man: "Dr. I've got a bad case of urinalienation."

Dr: "Dude, me too! I can't pee unless there's three open urinals between me and other dudes!"

urinalienation by stirling78 May 20, 2009

urinahilation 

Destroying something by peeing on it

The snow was melted by urinahilation.
The dog killed the house plant via urinahilation.

urinahilation by boatsmith August 29, 2018