urinalization 

The mental process a man goes through when he enters a public restroom quickly heading directly towards his favorite urinal only to realize someone else is currently using it and must quickly make a decision on another urinal to use without upsetting the urinal etiquette balance.

Dude... I went into the bathroom and had an urinalization. It was a close call because I nearly had a urinal checkmate on my hands.

urinalization by Nathaniel Graves January 12, 2012

urinalienation 

The act of a (usually) heterosexual male entering a pubic restroom and passing one or more open urinals in order to create the requisite "space" between himself and any other pee-ers.

Man: "Dr. I've got a bad case of urinalienation."

Dr: "Dude, me too! I can't pee unless there's three open urinals between me and other dudes!"

urinalienation by stirling78 May 20, 2009

urinahilation 

Destroying something by peeing on it

The snow was melted by urinahilation.
The dog killed the house plant via urinahilation.

urinahilation by boatsmith August 29, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016