A chick who spends all her spare time on urban dictionary.
I wanted to get it on with my bitch, but she said, "Wait, I haven't browsed the entire alphabet yet, I'm only on M". Urban dixie! What a waste of my 3-day weekend! Wait, maybe I should call on that Anita Johnson chick!
(Anita Johnson = slang for "I need a johnson" and does NOT refer to any girl or woman who actually has that name)