upsurd

|337 speak for the word "Absurd". It is used in instances of exaggerated "absurdness". As in the level of unbelievability is so high that you become delerious and the only way to convey this emotion is to use the elite spelling of absurd (which is, of course UPsurd). --Upserd may also be substituted.

Mr. Pink is so upsurd to think that mispelling a proper noun is equivalent to purposely using leet speak, that he deserves to be bitch slapped.

upsurd by mamasan July 9, 2005

upturd 

when you hold back an impending crap long and hard enough that it actually creeps back upwards, buying you a little more time before either making it to a bathroom or shitting your pants

Carl suddenly had to take a shit on a floatplane but there was no bathroom, so he clenched up tight and forced an upturd.

upturd by walterc March 26, 2013

Upsurt 

Exquisite Bulgarian rap band. From Bulgaria! Emilio manages them and steals all of their stotinki when they are sleeping.

Bat Venci: Emilio good man is.
Emilio: I steal your stotinki when you sleep.
Bat Venci: :0

Upsurt by JordanDiginZ0rz October 4, 2003

Upsurf

Upsurf is when you go completely hypo and can't stop yourself from doing crazy things EG. screaming YOLO!!!!!!, talking to fast, telling people exactley what you think of them ETC

Today i went so upsurf, i almost went crazzzyyyy!

Upsurf by P0pPi September 15, 2012

ubsurd 

like a pp

i like to pp ubsurd

ubsurd by 1qaeeed November 29, 2021