Max Upright

An absolute fucking beast no question about it.

"Did you hear Max Upright has never fumbled a single bag?"

"Yes of course I heard that, everyone knows Max Upright stupid, hes like the coolest guy I know."

by Brepls May 3, 2023

Uprightness

When you have achieved sitting up right

“I have achieved desired uprightness”

by Soundsgucci May 17, 2019

Between The Uprights

Defecating on the floor of a public bathroom

Lew is so disgusting, he went between the uprights in the men's room.

by Shigella413 July 23, 2021

Stand upright

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Player 1. Hey wanna play some stand upright

Player 2. You mean shutdown simulator?

by Flarecharger May 26, 2022

upright hearse

Vehicle driven only by persons less than ten years away from being a horizontal hearse passenger (Continental, Park Avenue, Sedan de Ville, etc.) at speeds less than that used by drivers of a regular hearse while in a procession.

The speed limit is 65 on 275 through St. Petersburg, but it's hard to get to that speed because of all the upright hearses.

by young fogey March 9, 2014

uprighters

Humans , carbon based meat stick.

Look at those 'uprighters' walking down the street. Being all human and stuff.

by sexychicy June 11, 2017

uprighter

Sexual act performed standing on one's foot.

We managed to fuck somehow, most of the time they were uprighters.

by bozo1977 December 12, 2018