Also known as the haymaker to the babymaker, the upper cunt is a devastating knock out punch to a woman's vagina.
Holy shit! Did you see that chick land that upper cunt last night in the cat fight?!
A forceful blow (punch) to the vagina
bitch back off before i upper cunt you!
An act that could be readily be described as "Upper-cunting"
Bobby - Did you actually end up fisting her man?
Darren - Yeah man, I gave her the old "One, two, upper-cunt!"
*WARNING*: Very Dangerous- can lead to severe vaginal injuries and problems
DEFINITION: v. The forceful act of inserting ones fist and sometimes forearm into a woman's vagina in one swift upper cut punch-like motion.
IDEAL SITUATION: Usually done immediately after fisting while the girl is gaping.
POSITIONING: You must be facing the girl's front or back with her waist at about eye level.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL: High
Reason: Girls who are Willing and ABLE to do this are far and few between
Dude #1 "yo i totally destroyed that girl last night! I stretched that pussy so wide she wont walk right for a month."
Dude #2 "Nice! You give her a good fisting?"
Dude #1 "Yea, followed with some solid upper-cunting!"
Similar to a FUPA or Gunt, in that a large sack of fat is present in the upper genital area, however a Bumper Cunt is present only when the FUPA is shaped more like a car bumper in that it is exceptionally short from top to bottom, but very wide from buttocks to pubic area. An extereme FUPA. Similar in shape to a skin draped shelf.
Yo! That bitch ain't got no regular FUPA, shes got a fuckin' bumper cunt!
She knocked over the vase with her huge bumper cunt
Quite simply the upper eschelan of both the whore and cunt wolrds. This bitch is not only nasty but slutty, rude, and uggo fuggo. The true criteria is only met when the whore or cunt in question displays an undeserving sense of self worth.
Jake- So my ex is fucking my best friend, neighbor, and mailman nut she keeps posting on myspace that i broke her heart.
Amir- What a Whore Cunt!!!
A form of attack performed mainly by women. Which consist of a powerful energy bolt emitting from her vagina.
Some guy tried to attack me. But I was able to fight him off. I pulled off a Hado-Cunt, and that was the end of that sexual deviant. Thanks Ken and Ryu!