upper arlington girl: aww thanks
upper arlington guy: you're hot
upper arlington girl: i love you.
Also has the lowest percentage of anorexic girls in central Ohio
Dublin guy: thats a good idea hunny, I wanna get back at them for continually raping us up the butt in lacrosse
Hilliard guy: speaking of "up the butt" you guys wanna get some at my house later tonight.
The kids who go to UAHS are notorious for being arrogant meat heads who have nothing else better to do than hit the weight room and check scorecenter on the 64G iTouches. It is also well known that if in any competitve activity a UA kid will threaten to hurt you, but outside of it they will merely whimper and go sit over by their parents.
For what UA lacks in minorites, middle class families, and modest athletes, they sure do make up for in in Lax Bros. Most are pot heads but since their parents are all lawyers or judges they get around these situations farily easily.
Alll in all, UA is not a community for someone who wants to live a real life with people of differnt race, social class, etc. If you want to live in a town where high school sports arent everyones biggets prioity, live in Worthington.
Worthington kid: "where you goin to school man?"
UA kid: "C-state."
Worthington kid: "Oh I'm goin to Illinois on an academic scholarship. Strange how the world works huh?'
Worthington kid: " do you know that black kid over there named Jalen?"
UA kid: "whats a black kid?"
Worthington kid: "oh Upper Arlington..."