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Windows Upfuckingdate 

When the Windows Update is very slow, for example when a security update of 1.8 MB is downloading in one hour.
John: What's going on Jim? Why are you looking at the computer so long?
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.

upchuckling 

A term used to describe a performance or anything else that is so hideously incompetent as to be not only sickening, but laughable.
I'm sorry, but your performance here on "American Idol" was both sickening and laughable and therefor can only be described as upchuckling.

I coined the word in a piece of [humor that I circulated on the internet and within a few weeks saw others use it in their writings. I'll send you a copy of the piece if you want.

upfucking 

To get involved with someone more famous than you, in order to further your own career. Mostly used to describe celebrities in Hollywood.
Kevin Federline did some serious upfucking to get to the level of fame he has today.
upfucking by Braxton Charles January 5, 2009

upfucking 

Neither of us knew how to fix our dishwasher, so we knew that if we would be in for a major upfucking if we didn't call for help.
upfucking by awmm May 21, 2018

Upchicking 

Upchicking is just thinking your better than everyone else in what you say, or do. You are always right and no one else is. Once it has been done by you then it can't be done by anyone else.
She's upchicking everyday about stuff that came out last year.

Upfuckingset 

The boss is gonna be upfuckingset when he finds out someone stole an iPad and a ps3.
Upfuckingset by Mandiemyz December 20, 2010