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up-talker 

A person who speaks in declarative sentences yet with the inflection of a question. For some reason this is common among people who work for non-profit organizations.
Did you hear the up-talker during that meeting? I kept thinking she wanted me to answer her but she wasn't actually asking questions. So frustrating and annoying!
up-talker by jaymoregirl June 9, 2007

tanked up 

Getting drunk as hell
Did you see Duffy last night at the party, man he was tanked up
tanked up by J.D May 27, 2005

tanked up can hole 

when your ass is on fire, after the screamin mimi's & all you have is cheap ass wipe, to clean up the mess.
"can you pass the vasoline, I got a tanked up can hole!"
sorry i cant hang out im tacked up.
tacked up by Freevogue May 17, 2016

Tanked Up 

Not working properly, to include people or objects.

Not in it's original condition. Normally not useful in it's current condition.

More than messed up but not quite fucked up.
That guy's driving, face, and attitude are all tanked up.

After getting kicked a couple times, that vending machine is tanked up.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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