A uni is the biggest thing, ever. It is also the smallest thing, ever. Both things exist at one and the same time. They are one with the Now--the eternity of time and the infinity space, for which the short-form term is the special acronym, GØD. People who believe this are unitheists. They study unitheism. They are also into things like quantum theory and new physics
A unitheist believes that there is that which is total, universal and all-encompassing. The unitheist always seeks to be inclusive.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!