A uni is the biggest thing, ever. It is also the smallest thing, ever. Both things exist at one and the same time. They are one with the Now--the eternity of time and the infinity space, for which the short-form term is the special acronym, GØD. People who believe this are unitheists. They study unitheism. They are also into things like quantum theory and new physics
A unitheist believes that there is that which is total, universal and all-encompassing. The unitheist always seeks to be inclusive.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"