A uni is the biggest thing, ever. It is also the smallest thing, ever. Both things exist at one and the same time. They are one with the Now--the eternity of time and the infinity space, for which the short-form term is the special acronym, GØD. People who believe this are unitheists. They study unitheism. They are also into things like quantum theory and new physics
A unitheist believes that there is that which is total, universal and all-encompassing. The unitheist always seeks to be inclusive.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).