universitwat 

a person who does certain things (i.e. extracurricular activities) only so they can put it on their college application in hopes of getting accepted to a better college or university.

-Did you hear about all those clubs Anisha joined this year?
-Yeah, she doesn't even care about anyone of them. What a universitwat.

universitwat by sillypants jackson March 15, 2008

Universititty 

1.Girly action(sexual) one gets while attending college.

2. Feminine sexual conquests, fuck-buddies ( often devoid of love, or separate from a relationship) one has while attending college.

3. The collective female population of a college represented as an object of sexual desire.

1. John really sowed his wild oats back in the day. He used to get a lot of universititty.

2. A: So you used to go out with Sheila in college eh?
B: Na.We used to do it once in a while.,but she was just universititty. It wasn't serious.

3.You're going off to College X eh? You lucky bastard. I hear they have some mad universititty,bro!

Universititty by Skuldugger September 4, 2012

universitate 

Loc in care bizegzuale Bucurestene se intalnesc sa bea monster roz si sa fumeze Marlboro Rosux

'Hai sa injuram bizegzuale la universitate'
'Bine coaie.

universitate by ulei October 14, 2021

Universatality Universitality 

Universal repetition with variations

Universatality Universitality can lead to ostentality.

Universatality Universitality by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

universitard 

Universitard: univers-i-tard.

Someone who paid through the no$e for a miseducation, often going tens of thousands of dollars into debt before ever earning a single dime in the free market, typically they believe things that are simply not true!
Such as:
"There are more than two genders"
"CO2 is a pollutant"
"Everyone is the same"
"Abortion is good"
"Orange man bad"
"Global temperature is rising"
"Democrats aren't racist"
"Hillary is great"

A Universitard has the ego only a university education can provide, and is also described adequately as the epitome of the "Dunning-Kruger effect"

"Really? You think women should be Frontline troops and suffer the trauma and destruction of war? Stop being a Universitard!"

"Oh yeah? Middle class white people protesting that Black lives Matter eh'... must be Universitards!"

"What's that? we should limit CO2 which is the building block of all life on Earth you say?.... Bloody Universitards will starve us all!"

universitard by Boaty Bear October 30, 2020

universitard 

Universitard -

A retard that's signed on the line for student debt, to gain a degree in an area of expertise they'll never work in.

1. He's such a Universitard he believes CO2 is a pollutant!

2. She's such a universitard she thinks the Government have her best interests at heart!

3. Only universitards think Covid19 is a pandemic.

4. Lol that universitard think the mainstream media tells the truth.

universitard by Boaty Bear October 30, 2020

universitate 

universitate is a place in Bucharest, the capital of Romania, where 12-40 year olds gather to smoke weed, gossip, skate and drink overpriced coffee

coae te rog n am chef de universitate, ultima oara au ras de mine copiii indie cu vape cu aroma de pepene

universitate by opalexx August 18, 2021