The absolute definition of a chonker.
An absolute unit = a gigachad of immaculate form.
Goncalos are natural born absolute units.
An absolute unit = a gigachad of immaculate form.
Goncalos are natural born absolute units.
by Le Handle May 10, 2021
Emma/Zara MM
A literal God. Living on mf earth. Emma is a god and a unit. She is always right. She is an absolute unit. A gamer boy. An absolute unit.
A literal God. Living on mf earth. Emma is a god and a unit. She is always right. She is an absolute unit. A gamer boy. An absolute unit.
Bruh babe bro...Emma...is an absolute unit.
Absolute Unit? Bro that's Emma.
*flexes big phat muscles.
Absolute Unit? Bro that's Emma.
*flexes big phat muscles.
by zaragoesvroom January 14, 2022
Thick, Meat head, one that only thinks about their “unit”. Socially inept. No other thought can get past their “unit”.
by chuckeltard September 9, 2020
Basically an absolute unit is often used to describe someone who is larger but in the case of the Irish that’s not what it means. An absolute unit is just an idiot or someone who lets a lot get in the way of them.
by Child of god (jk Satan is bae) April 15, 2021
Slang term for a female who appears normal and even attractive yet can't function properly in society due to brainwashing by the left, gender studies classes, or prudish beliefs otherwise attained.
by Kettlebell 78 June 5, 2018
Holy fuck mad thug units!
Yo theres some thug units on that corner lets turn back!
A thug unit was about to rob me but i ran!
Theres mad thug units there at this time!
Yo theres some thug units on that corner lets turn back!
A thug unit was about to rob me but i ran!
Theres mad thug units there at this time!
by 269 August 21, 2008
The greatest team in the cod community. It has an elite sniping side best know for call of duty black ops 4. And it’s elite trickshotting side is a handful of people who spin and no scope with precision accuracy
by Marv Cereal July 31, 2019