unisom 

A fast acting OTC sleep medication.
Teens often overdose on this for a quick high.
People abusing unisom may experience visual, auditory, and olfactory hallucinations.

Hey man I took 4 unisom tablets and I swear my math partner turned into an octopus.

unisom by BreAnn253 March 15, 2014

unibomb 

Unibomb is a drop shot of Unicum in a glass of Redbull. Invented in Canada by an expatriate of the great Kingdom of Hungary.

Ernie: Hey let's do Unibombs
John: Sure...
Ernie: You've been Unibombed!!

unibomb by hard liqour rules August 27, 2019

unison league 

A retarded game full of kiritos

Let's get on unison league and troll ppl

unison league by Boogsinboo November 13, 2016

Uniom 

The state one attains after inserting ones penis into ones own anus

The Address to Congress on the State of the Uniom

Uniom by tielt January 29, 2018

Unimomer 

A mom who, during the winter months, wears a hoodie and sunglasses while dropping children off at school. The look is eerily reminiscent of the police suspect sketch of the infamous serial killer Unibomber, AKA Ted Kaczynski, who targeted universities and airlines with homemade bombs sent through the mail. The acute embarrassment suffered by offspring of this particular breed of kick ass mother is devastatingly quick and awesomely powerful, kind of like a bomb.

Cletus was dropped off at school by an older mystery woman in a hoodie and sunglasses. She was even sporting a fuzzy newborn baby 70s porno stache. I think it was his Unimomer.

Unimomer by Moxie Freaking CrimeFighter December 7, 2010

Uniom 

Total and utter chaos.

Look honey we just got our ticket to the State of the Uniom. Better take your Valium.

Uniom by Zbaker90 January 29, 2018

Uniromantic 

Feeling romantic attraction towards one person and one person only for advanced periods of time or one’s whole lifetime. You are attracted to them regardless of their gender/sexuality/changing appearance etc.

I'm Uniromantic.

Uniromantic by princecrime August 15, 2016