unikitten

An all powerful, magical kitten with a horn on its head that shits rainbows and glitter.

Person1: *draws picture*

Person2: What's that?

Person1: It's a unikitten. Can't you see the horn?

Person2: Uhh, ok. Whats that coming out of it's ass?

Person1: Oh that's the rainbows and glitter.

unikitten by Unikitten April 22, 2011

unwritten book of the road 

(n.) An imagined book about hitchiking. The first rule is to carry out the incentive to give head.

Here's a line, and on this side of it we ain't gay.

unwritten book of the road by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

Unikitty 

The character from the LEGO movie who is a pink and white kitty cat with a unicorn horn on her head

Hi! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land!

Unikitty by kittens Σ:3 July 1, 2014

unikitty 

The proper name for a half cat half unicorn species, unlike the commonly used "caticorn".

As I traveled the land I came across an odd species: unikitty.

unikitty by UnikittyMaster March 28, 2014

Unikitty 

Def. 1: A combination of a unicorn and a cat
Def. 2: A character from The LEGO Movie
Def. 3: A Cartoon Network show based on the character

Ex. 1: Nick was out in the woods when he saw a Unikitty.
Ex. 2: My favorite LEGO Movie character was Unikitty.
Ex. 3: Alicea watched Unikitty with her little sister.

Unikitty by All4Anne July 24, 2018

Unwritten Law 

Something that isn't illegal to do, but you shouldn't due it even if it's legal. Breaking an unwritten law often causes confusion, chaos, and/or misunderstanding.

If you park next to a vehicle of the same color and make of yours, you're breaking an unwritten law.

Unwritten Law by Carrera's Wedge July 27, 2007

unwritten blowjob rule 

The rule that a man must warn a woman when he is about to ejaculate during a blowjob, so the woman has proper time to get away from the ensuing explosion of man juices. Many men do not follow this rule, prefering to make their partners suffer the onslaught of being choked by their thick, ejaculatory fluids. A common misconception is that the majority of women enjoy being drowned in semen. Although some actually do, many do not, and instead will either allow the fluids to be released on their faces, or they will revert to the handjob position and finish the job in a more comfortable, safe area.

"Everytime Jane gives me a blowjob, she reminds me kindly of the unwritten blowjob rule and then proceeds to get a safe distance away from my cumshot. Sometimes when I am lucky, she lets the cumshot hit her in her face."

unwritten blowjob rule by rawevillivewar August 31, 2006