Its like a unicorn but with a ear of corn on its forehead instead of a horn.
"Dude nice unicorn shirt! Why is there an ear of corn on its forehead?"
"Dude?!?!Seriously? Its a unikern!"
A unikern is how the word unicorn was spelled back in the days when i was a boy.
when making unikern plural you do not add an "S" so it must stay unikern at all times.
Hay Gurlll, i have a unikern on my shirtt!!
Like OH EM GEE, i have three unikern just like that! want to come over and touch them?
Yes, i do! i would b happy 2 touch your unikern, they r so amazing.