Unfuckable is the penis useless to fuck, not because the lack of erection, but due to its very small size, equal or inferior to 4 cm ( or 2 inches ) when erect, turning impossible the intercourse in the vagina ( ups and downs), to achieve the orgasm. In such cases, to obtain it, is necessary to use a penis pump to masturbate. The same occur with the buried ( in the pelvis) penises. Many times, the improper size refers only to the length of the organ, not the girth, that can be large ( only a big head outside the pelvis, but totally useless to move ).

" His unfuckable penis has a big mushroom head, but its length is only the length of that head, without a exterior shaft to sustain it."

unfuckable by Willhelmina Plowes December 26, 2009

unfuckable

adj; something that is incapable of being fucked, due to repulsive appearance, physical infeasability or some social or behavioral inhibition.

The dead body decomposed to the point where it was unfuckable.

Even if he did not have an inverted penis, Joey's personality still makes him unfuckable.

Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi referred to the German Chancellor Angela Merkel as an "unfuckable lard-arse"

unfuckable by iamgoingtohell October 15, 2011

unfuckables

Group of under age boys or girls ( less than 18 y.o. in most countries and states of USA ) forbidden to fuck by law.

"These gorgeous girls are already woomen but are unfuckables by law, because they don't have yet 18 years old."

unfuckables by Willhelmina Plowes January 2, 2010

Unfuckablewithness

I cannot be fucked with.

Don't ever in your life question my unfuckablewithness.

Unfuckablewithness by @nonymous1 December 30, 2009

Unfuckablewith

When one is unable to be fucked with.

My attorney is unfuckablewith in court.

Unfuckablewith by DaBitch Ya Don't Fuck wit September 7, 2016

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026