undervite 

the most minimal form of an invitation, but not quite reaching the level of an unvite. used to make an offer, while indicating that ones presence is not mutally desired. frequently used by a couple to a potential third wheel. commonly phrased by using "if you want."

me: kim and i are going to the bar around ten. you can come too, if you want.

you: dude, that was such an undervite.

undervite by snizzy11 July 23, 2010

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

underrated comment 

The response to every top YouTube comment.

*clever comment with thousands of upvotes*
“underrated comment”

underrated comment by pqalmz November 1, 2020

UnderWater FlyZone 

When you feeling down or upset but there’s always something or some place that makes you feel wanted or happy, even something you look at like a picture, basically anything that makes you feel happy or wanted that’s called your UnderWater flyZone.

Are you ok? Yea I’m just listening to music...that’s kinda my UnderWater flyzone...

UnderWater FlyZone by Isaiah j hecker December 21, 2018

Underwater Ceramic Technician 

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)

What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.

Underwater Ceramic Technician by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010

underwiper 

A girl/woman who wipes her ass under her pussy (or top to bottom) thus exposing her pussy and all pubic region to fecal matter.

Holy shit, I was going to eat out J-Lo last night, but when I got down there her shit stank like diarrhea. Bitch is an underwiper.

underwiper by slole1 April 21, 2009

Underrated 

The reply you will see under EACH and EVERY comment on YouTube. Usually written with the intention to get as many likes as possible if the original comment gets popular.

Timmy: Bro my Dog died.
Steve: F
Troll: Underrated
Timmy: *Punches the troll into his face*

Underrated by Peepeepoopoo from urbdic January 11, 2021