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underjoke 

The UnderJoke, sometimes called the "Hover" or the "Secondary Joke," refers to the second laugh line found at XKCD.com if one hovers their mouse over the original cartoon.
When I read the underjoke for today's cartoon, I laughed so hard that snot came out my nose.
underjoke by FasterHalibut February 12, 2015
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Underwooed 

To fail notably to impress or excite somebody; a feeling that someone gets when it is obvious that the other party has put forth little or no effort to gain your love or affection.
Ericka: During Jud’s absence, both Stephen and Bob contacted Janine. Stephen made reservations for lunch at her favorite restaurant, greeted her with Godiva chocolates, apologized profusely for not calling her, and stated he was an idiot. Bob met her at Panera, and didn’t even offer to cover the cost of her coffee.

Anna: Wow. She must have been totally underwooed
Underwooed by J9sayshi May 7, 2013

The Undertaker 

When you throw your partner off Hell in a Cell, and they plummet 16 feet through an announcer's table.
"I gave my GF a sexy The Undertaker last night."
"Is she okay?"
The Undertaker by ahmahm June 23, 2017

Undercover Thug 

-Its a person that is bad or do bad things but to parents or any one that dont know the person is good or thinks is good
- Someone that most know a thug but others that dont believe it or dont know it
- Someone that looks innocent but does bad things
Undercover Thug- A wolf with sheep clothing
Undercover Thug- My son or daughter not a bad person but....
Undercover Thug- Opposite of a undercover cop
Undercover Thug- Someone that do bad things or live thug life but almost never get caught doing them.
(This could mean the same for undercover gangsta, or gangster to)
Undercover Thug- Unusual Suspect
Undercover Thug by tnst December 19, 2014

Undercover-bitch 

When someone acts like butter couldn't melt, but secretly they're a total bitch
Person 1: Hey did you see Madonna fall?
person 2: Yeah, but she's such an undercover-bitch, it was totally karma
Undercover-bitch by Joe D + Imie T February 28, 2015

Undercover hot 

a person who does not demonstrate obvious qualities of hotness but is actually very hot once you look for more than one minute. These people generally have good personalities because they are unaware of their blazing hotness, but rather believe themselves average.
dude, that guy at the crepe place was so undercover hot. I didn't know to eye fuck him until he gave us our crepes. I need to go back and give him my number.

Undercover hoe 

A girl that acts like she's all innocent but it a hoe that loves sucking dxxk
This girl loved sucking me off behind doors no names undercover hoe
Undercover hoe by Undercover hoe October 3, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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