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underfuckingstand 

When you don't understand something and you are super pissed.
When you don't feel like saying "fucking understand"
When fucking understand just doesn't quite display the needed emotion.
"I don't underfuckingstand why your acting like this"
underfuckingstand by Desiree Aho January 9, 2008

underdecking 

conspiring against an authority figure to take synchronized shits underneath said authority figure's deck. Usually performed in groups of two to five people. In extreme cases, shit burritos are fashioned with paper towels and left to be found.
Oh, no. Have you seen the kids? I hope their not underdecking us again!
underdecking by underdecked July 2, 2009

underfuckingstand 

underfuckingstand - Understand, with "Fucking" inserted in the middle, making it an exclamation of frustration or, in some cases, a joking statement.
"What part of this do you not underfuckingstand?!?" or "I dont underfuckingstand!"
underfuckingstand by Steve October 24, 2004

funderdunking

Funderdunking (v.); to funderdunk

Funderdunking is a particular breed of ironic bullshiting wherein both parties to a discussion highlight a trite subject by speaking of it in either an elevated tone or of elevated significance.

1. to speak in an academic or intellectual idiom about trivial, personal, or pop culture matters (see Klosterman, Chuck; patron saint of Funderdunking)
2. to pretend to care deeply about an issue of no great importance in the hopes of convincing others you have a personality (see Smith, Kevin; filmmaker)
Person One: "Wow, I had no idea you were so into the ninja turtles."
Person Two: "Oh no, I was just funderdunking."

1. Any Bill Simmons article.

2. Dude, fuck Raphael, everyone knows that Michelangelo was the stoner turtle. He ordered ice cream on his pizza - he had to be stoned. Don't try to tell me to respect Raphael, he was just pissed all the time.
funderdunking by Max Berger April 30, 2007

underdesking 

The office skills utilized by those who prefer to smother their bosses undersides with their noses and kisses.
Although Jill's typing and filing skills lack any true ability, her underdesking talents may be the reason she is till employed.
underdesking by Tim Wethers May 1, 2006

Underfuckingstand 

When you don't understand something but you're angry
Tecate can't underfuckingstand this game.