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The Crab Under the Bridge 

Verb: The act of performing a spit roast while a male takes the crab position beneath the female, with head placed between the penetrating male's legs while receiving a tit wank from the females low hanging breasts. This person may or may not lick the balls of the penetrating man.
Guy 1: "Yo CB3 was the Crab Under the Bridge and started tounging my balls."
Guy 2: "I'll have to try that sometime with Loz and Haz."
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water under the bridge

If something belongs to the past and isn't important or troubling any more, it is water under the bridge.
-I can't believe I broke up with Jason, I miss him so much!
-Woman, it's been 2 months already, and he hasn't called you!
it's water under the bridge...
water under the bridge by diva1227 September 13, 2008

Too much water under the bridge 

A term used to describe when too much bad stuff has happened to ever make the situation right again.
We will never get back together after you cheated on me and stole from me. There's too much water under the bridge.

beer under the bridge 

When one or more intoxicated individuals either physically or verbally spars, and the next day they agree to forget about it since they were drunk.
Nikki: "I bet Joe was mad about me yelling and hanging up on him last night when i was wasted."

Kristin: "He was blitzed too.He said forget about it - it's beer under the bridge."
Word of the Day on September 15, 2009

money under the bridge 

Money that one regrets spending after it is too late to do anything about it.
Husband: Remember all that money we wasted on that stupid timeshare?

Wife: Don't worry about it, it's money under the bridge.
money under the bridge by Johoso November 22, 2011

under the bridge 

an awesome song by the red hot chili peppers from the "blood sugar sex magik" album.
dude, you can play under the bridge?
under the bridge by Joe May 13, 2005

whiskey under the bridge 

drunken misbehavior whose outrageousness has been diluted with time.
Jose Contreras: I know, I know, the last time we went to Fleet I embarassed the fuck out of myself..
Bruce Lee: No worries, that's whiskey under the bridge motherfucker.