| 1. | Sketchy | ||
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1. Adj. - Describes a person that has taken too much Speed and has become untrustworthy and unpredictable.
2. Also used to describe a place or action that is worrisome or unconfortable. 1. I am not letting that Sketchy-ass Sketcher borrow my car. He's a Fuckin' Speed Freak.
2. 6th Street is pretty sketchy at night. |
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| 2. | cinquecento | ||
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(n.) An economy car made by Fiat. Small, ugly, terrible turning, slow, underpowered and unconfortable, this car remains a high-seller for fiat because of the low price and cheap maintainence. No male, not even a homosexual can keep his cool when seen driving this car by his friends. A ford model T could smoke a cinquecento.
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| 3. | gaucho | ||
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1. The cowboys in Argentina
2. An unconfortable friend, who has questionable taste, bad manners, exposes you before your friends and undermines your social position. You wont get rid of him, dumping him near the freeway, because of course youre so fucking gay and you are banging him (or he is banging you). After a Steely Dan song, but then again, who the hell knows what they really meant? 1. Gaucho, sos un boludo ché...
2. Who is the gaucho amigo, why is he standing in your spangled-leather poncho, whith the studs that match your eyes? Bodacious cowboys, such as your friend, will never be welcome here, high in the Custerdome... |
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| 4. | Wyzaard | ||
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An asura of progressive argument. Holds himself and others to nigh-impossible standards of connective thought and action; this in turn drives him and others insane with implications filled with both limitless hope for the better and bottomless depair in the face of the inevidible. The Wyzzard will often question the underlying terms and structures of online discussions, typically those dealing with religion, philosophy, and politics; seldom do such chats end with any sort of consensus, only a richer tapestry of contentious queries. "We were all having this discussion of free will in this Baptistboard thread when this Wyzaard walked in and started asking all these unconfortable questions about verification, ruining our fellowship with his godless 'logic', feeding our doubts. We promptly banned him."
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| 5. | levitate | ||
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When youre boxers are kliming op all day, and makes youre pants fit unconfortable and you want to put them back in theire original position watch those woofers levitate
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| 6. | silent orgasm | ||
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An orgasm that is usually over the phone wherein one or both of the people on the phone orgasm without making any noise, usually because they are unconfortable with moaning or they think their partner is. You may experience this while participating in CPS, if not, you're a loser. Joe: Dude, I was on the phone with Leann and she had a silent orgasm!
John: Really? How could you tell? Joe: Well we were having CPS. John: What is CPS? Joe: You dipshit, look it up online. John: Oo! Urban Dictionary dot com! Joe: Yeah! |
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| 7. | cuba-linga | ||
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A derogatory term used by people that envy Cubans (like the one who wrote the definition before) to degrade them under a discriminating, unfair, and stereotyping definition. They usually ignore the good side of Cuban people in favor of the bad one. They mistakenly forget the basic fact that all societies are comprised of people from all walks of life due to the human nature and the social circumstances. Who said that envying and backstabbing behaviours were created in Cuba? didn't the terms existed before? just think about that. People like you, who take the time to write such definitions are moved by envy, hate and are so much miserable that the cuba-lingas themselves. I just want to reassure that NOT ALL cubans are like that, maybe in Miami you see some of that kind because there are lots of balseros that lived in the poorest areas of Cuba, but not all balseros are of this kind either. Go to Cuba and see how warm-hearted, sincere, and friendly average people in the streets are, and shut the f..k up! That south american guy is my boss. He is always harassing me and making me feel unconfortable. He sometimes talk with other of his "friends" and refers to me as a cuba-linga. I know he wants me to blow off so that he can fire me. What a son of a bitch!
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