Upper Middle Class Heaven: A large shopping area containing at least five of the following stores: Barnes and Noble, Bed, Bath, and Beyond, Best Buy, Lane Bryant, Old Navy, Starbucks, Yankee Candle, and some kind of movie theater. Also generally has the words "Center," "Lake," "Plaza," "Square," and/or "Town" in the name.
Waterford Lakes Town Center is a UMCH.
by Ken Mortimer August 21, 2006
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by Cip November 2, 2006
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