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7.
A fat over weight insignificant twat that thinks he has it all, but really has nothing going for him. Blows off all the proper boys
Your a bit of an umbers
You twat!
by lad April 22, 2004
 
1.
A word used by one kid when another kid does something bad.
Umbers! I'm gonna tell the teacher.
by vinreo April 28, 2005
 
2.
A hot, sexy , pretty girl! Who is smart and can win anyones heart <3 tall and always make a guy come back for more ;) hecka good at dancing & is hecka fine! Super good looking! Good in bed...just like one of definitions of Amit...
That girl is an Umber
by <3 me or hate me June 22, 2010
 
3.
Really pretty funny sweet and smart girl. She never starts fights p, she is really sweet and is always there for you as a grat friend! She is sooo sexy and so pretty and sexy especially in her ''bellly tops'', her cheerleading stuff and shorts,
Damn that girl is such am umber
by Omgitsmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 26, 2013
 
4.
One who has the physical appearance of a type of vegetable, fruit, or just a ball. One who always apologizes when its not they're fault. One who lies about who they go out with. One who falls deep in love with everyone they talk to. One who always likes to break happy couples up.
"Hey what is that round thing beyond the horizon?!"
"Oh, that's just an umber!"

"Hey I'm really sorry for being a rude ass to you, please let's just be cool"

"Why are you apologizing though?"
"Because I'm an umber"

"Hey my name is Eric"
"My name is Umber, lets be friends!"
Two days later.....
"I love you."
by bitxh October 21, 2013
 
5.
erotically retarded.
retarded in the way that you don't understand erotic situations.
created by ant <3
dude 1 - "oh look, cleavage."
dude 2 - "thats boobs, not cleavage. dumbass."
dude 1 - "you umber."
by umberest. August 10, 2010
 
6.
A flaiming furry homosexual.
That guy is SUCH an umber
by SomeVee April 22, 2005