3 definitions by twunch

jizdom

Noun, rhymes with "Wisdom" referring to any advice which brings more pleasure to the giver than the receiver.

See also "advice."

All of his advice was self-satisfied jizdom.

by twunch January 16, 2019

amber alert

A coded message indicating a need to urinate. See also umber alert.

(Driving Man) Gotta pull over. Amber Alert.

by twunch March 25, 2007

umber alert

A coded method of relating that one needs to defecate. See also amber alert.

Woman:(driving) We need to pull over some place clean.
Man: Umber Alert?
Woman: Word.

by twunch March 25, 2007