Ukulele Smashing Banditoes love to smash anything and anyone with their Ukuleles. This isn't some massacre that was started by Tyler Joseph..though it could be. Usually, when their ukulele is all worn down, they would steal other people's Ukuleles and keep on going with their mini rampage! Make sure to be careful and stay away with anyone who has a ukulele and yellow tape, you never know if it's just the nice Banditoes, or the more insane ones..
"Mom? Can I get a ukulele?"
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."
by aestherehxia July 18, 2019
by limbo9 July 1, 2023
Noun. A disorder that compels ukulele players to continuously purchase new ukuleles in a desperate attempt to find perfection often characterized by uke hunts online.
by Immodest May 17, 2022
The act of punching the girl in the face and drawing a ukulele on her ass, and then procede to play it with your dick
Bro, i went over to my girlfriends house yesterday and painted a ukulele. it was great. Painting a ukulele is great.
by NuggetSenpai March 27, 2020
by Ukulele master May 6, 2021
When a random person you met on the bus starts playing the ukulele inside of your rectum. That person is legally required to play Megalovania.
White boy1: Oh dude have you ever experienced a dirty ukulele?
Kyle: Yeah, bro. They arrested the gay guitar player tho, because he was playing Despacito.
Kyle: Yeah, bro. They arrested the gay guitar player tho, because he was playing Despacito.
by Seabasstheitalian April 21, 2020