Ukulele Shops

the cyber world's easiest music instrument shop ... get the coolest ukulele brand made in the USA ... see how they stand strong while all others fall flat on their face

Attractive Beach Chic: I REALLY like your little ukulele ...

Beach Dude: thanks, I pluck its skinny little G-string (C, E and A, too) and it screams out the warmest vibes

Beach Chic: ooohhh, did you notice my little G-string bikini?

Beach Dude: Hey Soul Sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do, tonight ... but right now, I just wanna keep strummin'

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by UkuleleShops January 23, 2012

teaching the ukulele

A euphemism for a mutual masturbation technique where one partner sits behind/lies beneath the other person and stimulates them sexually, using their hand(s).

I'm dead tired, I stayed up late teaching the ukulele with Monika.

by nikki-go-lucky June 28, 2010

playing the ukulele

Female's masturbating, or a man fingering a woman in her vagina.

Oh man, Dude we were alone and she grabbed my dick so I started playing the ukulele!

by WackyRoccoTaco January 28, 2014

ukulele player

A chill bro who lives by the beach, surfs and gets the ladies. Normally really strong and good looking and knows how to charm the ladies

The ukulele player over there is sooo hott and he looks chill.

by Uker94 December 10, 2011

catch these ukulele strings

a variation of "catch these hands" except you are using a ukulele

yo man tyrone about to catch these ukulele strings. he dared to call me a hoe

by toyota fam September 22, 2016

Rusty Milkbox Ukulele

The opposite of the Rusty Trombone, in which the recipient is female. Basically, the male (or female) licks the receiving girls asshole while fingering her.

Man, she gave me a Rusty Trombone so I had to return the favor. I spun that bitch around, got down on my knees and gave her a Rusty Milkbox Ukulele.

by noxymann April 21, 2009

screamo ukulele rap

the genre of twenty one pilots

"what genre is twenty one pilots?
"screamo ukulele rap"

by 21 crybabies at the disco June 2, 2017