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Ukrainian Fireplace 

The practice of making a wall of tires and setting them ablaze serving dual purpose of an impassable wall that keeps oppressive governments out, and you warm. Made popular during the frigid Kiev, Ukraine Revolt.
Hey Дмитро, did you see the live stream of the revolt last night? Yeah, they were flinging tires into the Ukrainian Fireplace all night.
Ukrainian Fireplace by WarMace January 23, 2014

Ukrainian Tractor Pull 

Stealing Russian military vehicles by towing them off, right under the noses of the soldiers assigned to said military equipment.
Did you see that new video of a Ukrainian Tractor pull? They got a frikkin’ tank this time!

Ukrainian Handshake 

The act of placing one fist in the vagina and the other in the anus simultaneously, and attempting to shake one's own hand.
This Eastern European woman asked me to double fist her, but she was too tight in one hole, so I had to use the other hole and gave her the old Ukrainian Handshake.

ukrainian farmer 

An absolute legend. Some say he stole Russian tanks with his tiny blue gypsy tractor
I've seen videos of the Ukrainian Farmer
ukrainian farmer by Dieter837 March 10, 2022

Ukrainian Smoothie 

Hey Russian Tank, a Ukrainian cocktail on the house for you... oh and go fuck yourself.

You can make a Ukrainian Smoothie by stuffing styrofoam into a bottle with gasoline and maybe some oil.
Ukrainian Smoothie by Esab March 10, 2022
1. a person who is from Ukraine.
2. the first definition to be spelled right its Ukrainian not Ukranian.
look at that new girl over there, i head that she is Ukrainian.
Ukrainian by disco_lemonade May 16, 2004