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A word evoked from lazy pricks who's turn it is to do something.
Ryan: Dude, it's your turn to load up the binger.
Chode: ....ugotit
Ryan: Dude, you're fuckin' burnt.
ugotit by chauncy mcfadden November 2, 2003
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When wasted girls show their tits on UNO on xbox live for no apparent reason. The best way to get a girl to show her tits is win a round, and say, "SHOW ME YOUR TITS HO."
I saw these wicked awesome unotits last night, and wanked off to them for half an hour.
unotits by Penis Agustis Mchorndog February 19, 2008

unotitty 

A girl that has one boob
Look I can tell that she's an unotitty
unotitty by Holytic214 January 21, 2017

Ugstitutes 

Any shoe you encourage your girlfriend to wear instead of those trendy stupid eskimo boots that girls think are cute and guys think are the lamest fashion trend.

Ugstitues can be a gift, a demand, a request, a necessary substitute for the boots you hid or disposed of without your girlfriend's consent.
Those chicks look like Dog sled captians with those big furry boots, now she'd be bangin if she would put on a pair of ugstitutes.
Ugstitutes by DJL337 February 14, 2008
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026