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Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch 

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
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fat 'n ugly 

when someone is fat while being ugly at the same time,
Person 1: hey anna you're so fat 'n ugly
Anna: *sad face*
fat 'n ugly by Fleezus May 24, 2016

Fat Ugly Bitches 

These animals have way to high standards, and ruin lives of many handsome individuals. They are sassy lazy and then complain about their figure and don't want to do anything about it.
Fat Ugly Bitches: I want a man over 6 feet with bulky muscles and a big dick.

Handsome 6ft Man: I don't date fat bitches!

Crowd: ROASTED!!!!!!!

fat ugly bastard 

A man in a pornographic film that is so grotesquely overweight and ugly, sometimes significantly older than everyone else in the shoot, that it takes you out of the mood. It's enough to get you angry and question why they would cast him.

It gets more annoying when the other actors and actresses are looking their best with shredded abs or a waistline that's too small for a normal human, then you get a man that does not seem to be interested in the craft at all.
Guy1: I was watching a porn video yesterday and I was really getting into it.

Guy2: I don't know why you're telling me this, but I'll bite. What happened?

Guy1: A fucking fat ugly bastard showed up.

Guy2: OH NO! FUCK THAT GUY!

I'm fat/I'm ugly 

Sis if you're searching this up because you think you are...please don't like you're beautiful and you're a skinny legend so shut up and be happy with yourself

If anyone looks like garbage 24/7 it's me
Someone: I'm fat/I'm ugly-
Me: s i l e n c e y o u a r e n o t
I'm fat/I'm ugly by I_hate_snakeu February 23, 2020

ugly fat noob

an ugly, fat, noob.
You're an Ugly Fat Noob, Kartha!
ugly fat noob by catlaust June 10, 2020

FAT UGLY GINGER 

I go to church just to lick the walls. I shove my willy inside the rocket league disk.
FAT UGLY GINGER by Pickle.Rick December 13, 2018