A disease that originated from 1999 which progress over time and is most common from ages 10-30. The disease typically first occurs when someone had their first exposure to
Urban Dictionary and progress over time to the point they became a complete mental retard.
The stages of urbdiction in order are:
1. Mild, 2. Moderate low, 3. Moderate high, 4. High, 5. Extreme, 6. Insane, 7. Retardation and 8. URBDICT!!
Some signs of urbdiction are:
1. Uncontrolled usage of
urban dictionary for a creepy amount of times a day.
2. Creating new definitions nonstop even if they make no utter sense.
3. Killing someone for insulting
Urban Dictionary for even the slightest bit.
4. Having a goal to meet Aaron Peckham one day and thinking that you are meant to be aka marriage.
5. Would sacrifice your life for Urban Dictionary,
6. Worshipping Urban Dictionary aka following urbdism.
Doctor: Hows everything?
Urbdict: Recently I've been so addicted to
Urban Dictionary that I flunked college, but its ok.
Doctor: Umm, you have mild urbdiciton, beware.
3 years later
Doctor: Have you beat ur addiciton?
Urbdict: I broke up with my wife for the sake of Urban Dicitonary.
Doctor: OMG, you need
professional help for moderate Urbdiction!
2 years later:
Doctor: Any progress?
Urbdict: Sorry to say but I killed a person who said Aaron Peckham is a nerd!!!
Doctor: I'M SERIOUS GET OFF YOUR URBDICTION RIGHT NOW OR IM GONNA BAN
URBAN DICTIONARY, NVM I BANNED IT NOW!!
Urbdict: *suicides*
Doctor: *sighs* There is a new pandemic worse than corona named URBDICTION!
