An acronym for "Un-Fit For Life"

Similar to NEET, but rather an evolution of said term; an advanced case of NEET, if you will.

Pronounced: / Ü fel /
"I used to think I was a NEET until I realized even NEETS have normal lives. Now I think I'm UFFL"

"You spent 2 hours looking for spare change to buy a 12 oz, how UFFL can you be?"

"I can't go one day without having an emotional crisis, I'm so UFFL"
by ok zz August 10, 2021
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The offspring of an *Uffy. Typically, but not necessarily exclusively, female. Often times more vocal and demanding than non-uffy children and much less apt to obey parental direction.

The physical result of a sexual interlude initiated by a successful Uffy Handshake.
Ufflings are not given uffy names until they reach the legal age to consume alcohol because of the risk of unauthorized uffy related behavior.
Ufflings are like apples in that they don't fall far from the perverbial tree.
Muffy, Buffy and Mabeluffy have ufflings. When the ufflings are at the sitter, the *uffys go out on the town. Similar to "When the cat's away, the mice will play".
Where is your uffling Buffy? She's at the sitter becuase I'm getting drunk and going out to the bars all night.
by SankDawg July 12, 2009
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Derived from truffle shuffle, the act of masturbation via movement of the belly area. Generally a guitar is involved, using the guitar to stimulate the belly, and commonly includes incoherent “singing”.
Chris was enjoying the uffle shuffle in the park, when two little kids started throwing rocks at him for his horrendous singing.
by Rsquared300 January 19, 2006
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