Short for Ultimate Chicken Horse — the game in which you completely ruin a level for everyone else in the most creative way possible. A multiplayer platformer disguised as a “party game,” where you and your friends build levels together, then immediately turn on each other using spikes, bows, and psychological warfare.
"Moishy picked me up 45 minutes late and then suggested that we go to Starbucks and drink juiceboxes. Juiceboxes?! He was 37 years old! What a shit-uch. Thanks JDate."
Uchten is a german slang word for calculator. It’s mainly used by younger people (in school) to avoid using the very long word "Taschenrechner", which is the original word for calculator in german.
"Denkst du wir brauchen heute den Uchten in der Klassenarbeit?" -> "Do you think we will need a calculator in today's exam?"
"Kann ich mit deinem Uchten etwas ausuchten?" -> "Can I use your calculator to calculate something?"
"Das ist mein neuer Uchten" -> "That's my new calculator"