Ublous is a man with dashingly looking and a 💓 heart so caring and pure, he has the must capatative dark eyes. His smile light up the room and his laugh bring joy, the sound of his voice Alone is the cure to all ailment of the heart.his intelligent is unreal. If he run away with your heart,it's impossible to turn it back.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'